Being the favorite child, in family of 5 children is a big responsibility. I've gotta wish my mom a very, very happy birthday!Here are a list of the top Karen Quotes:
- You should have had Pam Reichert's mom be your mom.
- Never end a sentence with the word AT. As in "I'm not sure where I'm at."
- I can make pancakes look like Mickey Mouse or round beach balls.
- These are left handed and right handed cookies.
- 1234567 All good children go to heaven
- You didn't want to go out with him anyway.
- If you make a game out of work; it will be fun.
- Are you done weeding Florida?
- Telephone training at my house, "Hello, this is Karen speaking".
- Use your Telephone voice.
- Bring me another Diet Coke.
- Wooden spoons break; spatulas work better.
- You can Toilet paper anyone's house that you want; as long as you help clean it up the next day.
- When you come home late at night, put this rock on my nightstand so I'll know you are home.
- Don't put me in a rest home yet.
- I can perm your hair!
I heart you!!